Celebrity and Entertainment

London Fashion Week has swung resolutely into action, and it’s pretty much guaranteed to ruffle the feathers of the easily riled and provide the red-tops with oodles of tasty tittle-tattle morsels.

For example, how about David Walliams and James Corden “enjoying” a tongues-and-everything snog on the catwalk at Naomi Campbell‘s Fashion for Relief Haiti charity show? Stomach-turning for some, but presumably it was all for charidee, which makes it perfectly acceptable (not that there’s anything wrong with… oh, you know).

Speaking of which… Elton John‘s been waving his Irritant Stick around as well, this time proclaiming to a US magazine that Jesus was gay. Way to win over the Bible Belt, Elt! Even though the relatively liberal Barack Obama‘s now the leader of the free world, we can’t imagine such a sacrilegious opinion going down especially well across the pond.

Back at London Fashion Week, it’s been pop stars galore, all seemingly trying to out-mental each other with their choice of get-up. Sugababes seem not to have called each other in advance to make sure their outfits looked OK all in a row (although their choices do make them look a bit like Bananarama). Girls Aloud‘s Nicola Roberts stuck a few of her (possibly goth) mum’s tea cosies together to make a dress, and the less said about new popstrel on the block Marina Diamandis‘ disastrous yellow… thing, the better.

The fashionistas gathered last week too to celebrate the death of beloved Alexander McQueen. The papers of course were all over the event but was it out of respect for McQueen? Or was it a rather restrained excuse to gawk at Kate Moss?

I’m not a celebrity, but get me out of here anyway…