Celebrity and Entertainment

What have Tina Turner, Kylie Minogue and Dita Von Teese got in common? Apart from cracking sets of pins, of course. No idea? Surely it’s obvious! They’ve all been spotted gallivanting around at London Fashion Week, where Dita and a Dior-clad Kyles checked out, well, the latest Christian Dior clobber and Tina took in Giorgio Armani’s new collection. Anne Hathaway was at Armani too, but in a horrible dress so we’re choosing to ignore her.

Meanwhile in neighbouring Germany, Cheryl Cole was wowing all comers with a sterling performance at a music awards show – and apparently using everything she’s learned from Victoria Beckham insodoing. No, we don’t mean she didn’t actually sing, we’re referring to one reflective UK tabloid’s insistence that our Chezza wouldn’t know one end of a Louboutin pump from the other were it not for Posh’s tutelage. Unconvinced, we are.

Talking of style icons, the rumour mill’s been pumping out all manner of tittle-tattle relating to the Sex and the City girls… sorry, ladies. If we’re to believe the latest round of groundless hearsay, the makers of the SatC movies (the second one’s pretty much finished, by all accounts) are anxious to get a third flick in the can as soon as possible – because Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis will soon be too long in the tooth to convince us as sophisticated girls-about-town.

We reckon the sadly fictional New Yorkers could teach real-life fashion icons a thing or two, though. Back at Paris Fashion Week, Kate Moss turned up to promote the new line of bags she’s designed for posho label Longchamp and support her mate Stella McCartney. And if our eyes don’t deceive us, La Moss is finally starting to look like she’s in her mid-30s – a blessed relief for those of us who’ve looked 42 since we were about 17…